Tag: fun
member name: BiG BeRD
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January 10, 2007 11:52 PM EST --
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: . . . more
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December 19, 2006 01:35 AM EST --
quit work
OK now it's your turn
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January 20, 2007 12:36 AM EST --
Got this email today:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there . . . more
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December 22, 2006 03:36 PM EST --
Found this in my email today
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC ~
Collie + Lhasa Apso
. . . more
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April 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people
die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing
a weed and not . . . more
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February 23, 2007 06:59 PM EST --
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
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April 13, 2008 02:13 PM EDT --
For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity....
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
3. . . . more
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December 13, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
Feel free to make an arguement for either animal but please no fence jumping... er... um, I mean fence sitting. You can tell by the title on which side of the fence I reside.
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December 24, 2006 08:38 PM EST --
Here's an addictive little game based on the movie with Will Farrell
www.elfmovie.com/swf/snowball_fight/index.html
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December 18, 2006 08:15 AM EST --
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people
die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing
a weed and not a valuable . . . more
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December 24, 2006 07:28 PM EST --
What's your favorite non-traditional twisted song?
One of mine is The 12 Pains of Christmas
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December 15, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
December 8 6:00 PM
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by
the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down
from heaven. It . . . more
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April 21, 2008 08:13 AM EDT --
...at the end of a long day at the office. He's surprised to see that he is the only patron in the entire place. He sits down and orders a beer. The bar tender . . . more
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December 19, 2006 07:58 PM EST --
...for an extended period of time???
I spend the first 25 minutes looking for a "bleeeeep" flashlight that works.
What do you do?
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January 15, 2007 11:09 AM EST --
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to
ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; Forty-five years of misery is enough.'
"Pop, . . . more
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December 05, 2006 10:41 PM EST --
Go ahead tell us, you never know who may be checking this list!
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November 26, 2007 09:44 PM EST --
You never know who might be looking. Go ahead and tell your Gather Friends what you would like for Christmas this year.
I'll start:
A new fullface motorcycle helmet.
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November 28, 2007 09:18 PM EST --
Subject: Home Depot/Lowes Scam
A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot/Lowes customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out . . . more
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December 06, 2006 07:42 AM EST --
Ok I'll start:
Tickle-Me Elton
Your turn!
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January 13, 2007 02:05 PM EST --
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax . . . more
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